1. Catch Me Off The Five

from by JPK

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JPK - Yamaha PSR-11 Keyboard/ Drum Machine Settings - Cosmic, Dirty Jazz Organ, Music Box , Vibes, Popsynth, Percus, Brass 2, Funksynth. Snare. Palm Muted Fender Jazz Bass w/ pick. Tambourine. iPhone Pitch Bend.
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Greedy Stevens - Lead Vocals
TBerculosis - Leadest Vocals


Greedy Stevens

3...2…1… its blast off, we invade your space like JP back off!
Takes your hats off, and tell your girl to hit the floor and shake her ass off.
What’s the final score? Check the tally. The crew forms, then we drink like O’ Mally’s.
Back in the day I copped the stress sack, you could catch me off the 5 like Taft.
Now adays it’s the aftermath, 10.50 for the gram after tax,
An after that where’s my girl to wax? I hit it from the back, then again, back to back.
Leanin’ sideways, were back and forth on the highways, Willie hutch California my way.
Every day’s Friday. I checked my bank, god damn I’m paid.
It’s obvious I’m flawless, I got your girl bra-less
It’s the blend crew sent to offend you.

We get sloppy drunk off the skunk, and roll blunts as fat as tree trunks.
Is that 16 oz? nah it’s a tall boy, stand back and watch me ball boy
We make fetti in the dale get head and flip tails, were off the rails, I give 100 you give 10% like bail
We grow gardens of green like kale you’ve already failed…
Cuz you’re an afterthought and were the forefront, so send your girl to the store for more blunts.
It’s a celebration, bring the crew thru. We’re on the grind to make bucks like buku
Fiends follow their noses like fruit loops, and hoes come in pairs like deuce deuce.
She’s so wet man like the fruit juice. She called me star burst when I let the juice loose.
And you can’t handle that. She took my huevos then she scrambled that.
Movin’ product to L.A. from Mendo, with my blunt sparked blowin’ smoke out the window.
Or you can catch me beach side, above the pelican’s man, I’m way too high…
With the champagne extra dry. I never slip cuz I always fly.


i get it
bearded and egg headed nereid
lose flavor piece by piece like the zebra stripe
nested and digesting the red headed and bed ridden
notepad daddy had me cheesy but the queso shredded in the
california salad little panty and pet kitten
dentata detention with the wrist strengthening
gums bleed and i'm flossing cattle crossings in seattle
back in the saddle low on tramadol and straddling
glow stick go sick vomit and smash it back in the floormat in my honda civic
highway tongue tricks chase does like with the salt lick
she broke out of prison to visit and got conflicted
propane hot thick goup la brea tar pits
get head like cobain's living room carpet
clean up your mess and learn not to miss then
commence the best in sex texts and hit send

nocturnal urinal half asleep emission
hippie girl short dress looking jewel intuitionn
i ban ray bans no mans handjob bad lands
i got rubber bands and a nanny with the crisp hair
fran drescher fran drescher fran drescher
undressed on the dresser bless her
best thing glistening covered in ranch dressing
crushed red and parmesian shake sprinkling
call your mom and go nondebutant in the parking lot
pass me the kar keys baby karwoski
pop pill roll rill
sit still untill the cops leave


from "Catch Me Off The Five" EP, released September 15, 2015



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